But first, I would almost take Loni’s eye out.

Rumor has it that we can thank a fine bubbly for ending the Cold War. Imagine Reagan and Gorbachev toasting to that.

Le Pouce, as it is called in French, was designed by French sculptor César Baldaccini in 1963.

I kind of like the fact that it scares away mere mortals… those who can be found skulking in the corners, drinking Sauvignon Blanc and talking about flowers.

In the end, around 3,000 pounds of Pig and 2,500 pounds of Lamb were consumed.

Nothing says j’aime mon gastronomique quite like an uber high-res, 17 mega-pixel close-up of fugu.

Once again, the calendar is brimming with possibility. Whether you like theater, wine, or just lazing …

Get your gourmet on! Today, the second annual SF Chefs kicks-off with “Restaurant Week”

For those that like to have sex with wine, I salute you. For the rest, the written world of wine is thankfully more grounded.

Rick Small & Darcey Fugman-Small, produce wines made from estate fruit grown on their 41-acre organic estate vineyard.

I half-expected FBI agents to swarm the place. Although, befitting the rolling hills and expansive, country terrain, I’d bet they’d roll up in Ford pick-ups, not 1941 Master Deluxe Two-Door Sedans.

I used to work for a French CEO. It was tough taking those business trips to Paris. Mon dieux.

Then Mr. Concannon said, “I just love all Canadians.” We talked hockey, the history of Concannon, his new wine bar (hey, he’s the ultimate sales guy at heart no?).

I really enjoyed the 2007 Estate Perigee, the 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon and their 2007 Estate Merlot.

…plus learn if Loni is the next Robert Parker. Isn’t it about time a woman assumed the mantle? I can answer that: Yes and no.